Meef Chief

A major "boss" icon. Man of power, wisdom, and ladies. The meef chief finds delight in sushi, soccer, and women. The true Meef Chief is simply known as "J".To become a co-meef chief you must find delight in gnarfing, zorching, and meefing. A meef is a male queef. Another requirment to become a co-meef chief is you must become a MCF member. See the definition of MCF to fully understand what you are gettign your self into. God is with you. You are with the god father, the god of meef, the one and only, THE MEEF CHIEF.

Barrett: Dude now that I gnarfed all night, I can finally be a co meef chief!
Spencer: Congrats, you maggie clit fuck!

by I am the meef chief... April 28, 2009

brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.

Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?

by Brian Slade August 2, 2011

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020

Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.

Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!

by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019

Meef

meef is the term used to describe a thicc girls meaty pussy.

Usually wet after one touch.

Danny: ay bruh my girl kinda thicc she got that meef

Chris: fuckkk dawg

by Deeznutz666 July 10, 2019

Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons

Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign

by The penguarp man February 12, 2021

Meef

A male queef. When a girl eats a guy’s ass and he farts in her mouth

Yolanda: I was eating my mans last night like it was half price wing night at BDubs, then he meefs in my mouth. Potato salad tastes worst the second time.

by The Phister August 31, 2018