Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

Menopause

the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

by ComfortableAir April 17, 2022

menopause

the time in life of when to take a pause on men

She noticed they were being jerks, and she realized it was time for menopause.

by PDUB MIA November 9, 2022

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023

Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

manopause

Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.

No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.

Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.

by dikdikachtung September 30, 2023

Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.

Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.

by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025