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Mcflurry minge

The term 'Mcflurry minge' is similiar to other phrases such as 'bucket crotch' and 'wideset vagina'.
As we are all aware the 'Mcflurry' is a range of icecream based products served in McDonald's restaurants all over the world. The ice cream mix is of a white appearance and in the phrase 'Mcflurry minge' the ice cream is used to represent the discharge (cum, spunk, ejaculation) of a male during intercorse.
The actual cup has a large circumferance, representing a large vagina that has once housed a large number of penis aswell as the discharges they have produced.
Upon purchase of a Mcflurry the kind employee will insert a plastic spoon (representing a penis) which is then put into the Mcflurry stiring machine (representing the penis in sex mode). As you will notice the spoon (penis) is stirring the white ice cream mixture (representing previous males spunk)the Mcflurry whilst in the machine is showing sexual intercourse. If you are said to own a 'Mcflurry minge' you should be very insulted as it is similiar to having a 'cum bucket'.
Guy 1: "You know that Sam girl?"
Guy 2: "Yeh i know her, I slammed her"
Guy 1: "Ive herd shes slept with 100 men"
Guy 2: "Shes got a rite big 'Mcflurry minge' i culdnt even touch the sides!
by rickta October 8, 2008
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fudge mcflurry

A chilled cup of fresh dookie butt butter. Fresh from a street venders turd cutter.
Yummy, my husband just have me a fudge mcflurry and I love him
by Jbabysweettuna February 23, 2014
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Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
by Longo January 18, 2008
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Midwest Mcflurry

You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry
Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.
by Dustin Milller December 26, 2007
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Herpa McFlurry

When a employee of McDonald's who has contracted Herpies pisses in the McFlurry machine before making the McFlurry.
Sarah: You know that douch that always came through drivethrough?

James: Yeah.

Sarah: Today I gave him a good taste of my special Herpa McFlurry.
by DatNucka January 19, 2011
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Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
by Longo January 18, 2008
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Murray Mcflurry

by Ray Russell December 31, 2004
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