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Martha McSally

A Republican United States Senator from Arizona who is somehow a senator despite losing her election. A typical politician in it for herself. The first female fighter pilot in the history of the United States. That’s cool, I guess. However, she is simply another paid off politician.
See also flip-flop.
“He changes his opinions faster than Martha McSally does.”
by Mocha Bean June 5, 2019
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McCalLab

A calibration laboratory which cultivates a reputation for poor quality work. Such a laboratory typically claims gages are properly calibrated when in fact they have just been assigned a calibration sticker, and no valid checks and/or adjustments have been performed.
Oh, no. How could they calibrate these gages when they don't even function properly? That's the last time I use "McCalLab" !!!
by navindpaul January 12, 2010
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McCalin

A portmanteau of the names of the 2008 Republican presidential and vice presidential candidates: John McCain and Sarah Palin.
"Brangelina. Richandamy. Now . . . McCalin."
by Portia of Belmont October 26, 2008
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McCamley

The surname McCamley originally came from a small village near to the welsh border called Bronygarth, were a handsome man called James lived.

The "Mc" part stands for "son of", so you can assume that the surname originally started off as Camley which was a holder of relics for the village, by which i mean he looked after the villages most prized possessions. Until this day a person with the surname McCamley is a person of many talents; good-looking; extremely good in bed due too large genitalia and stamina; Very talented at sports; an amazing and funny person to be around; and at the same time an above average IQ.
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by The__Wise__One February 8, 2010
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Douche McAllister

The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 28, 2009
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McAllen

McAllen is a city located in the Lower Rio Grande Valley, known as El Valle to locals, in the southern most region of Texas 5 miles away from the Mexican border in Hidalgo County. It has a population of just over 120,000. Over 80% of it's residents are comprised of Hispanic descent. The surrounding metropolitan consists of Pharr, San Juan, Alamo, Mission, Edinburg and Reynosa (Tamaulpias, Mexico) with a total population of over 1.7 million.

Geographically McAllen is flat, green, palm tree inhabited, hot and humid with temperatures in the summer reaching over 100 degrees being the norm. Anything under 70 degrees is considered cold and freezing to the residents.

The three high schools that exist in McAllen is McAllen High, Nikki Rowe High, and McAllen Memorial High. McAllen High and Nikki Rowe High from 1997-2003 were notorious for the high rate of gang activity from drugs, fights, brawls, stabbings etc.

The city itself is one of the fastest growing and most prominent cities for business. Major development has occurred in the past 3 years which has influenced many to establish residency in McAllen to take advantage of the business opportunities on the rise.

McAllen like any other city has its bad parts and good parts. Majority of crime is focused on the South Side off S. 23rd and S. 10th St. but there are plenty of neighborhoods with little to no crime in the same area. Lesser crime exists on the East Side and mild crime on the West Side. On the North Side crime tends to shift its concentration. From 1994-2003 crime was focused in two neighborhoods on N. 23rd street off Mona St. and Heron Ave. but due to heavy law enforcement influence crime dramatically decreased.

As far as entertainment, there is Hollywood USA Theater off 2nd St. and Nolana Loop surrounded by a plethora of restaurants. There also numerous clubs and parks for social interaction or leisure. Also South Padre Island is less than an hour away and Mexico is less than 15 minutes away.

For authentic Mexican food the best places to go to are Taco Palenque on S. 23rd, El Pato on 23rd. and 10th St. (close to the South Side), Taqueria El Zarape and Tico's located on N. 23rd. Also there is a small white taco stand that sells some of the best tacos ever. As far as Taco Bell, Valley residents and Hispanics in general consider it a disgrace and far from "authentic" Mexican food.

Traffic over the years has gotten more and more congested and driver's in McAllen (and the Valley) in general drive slow and very close behind each other.

People are either the friendliest or the rudest, there really is no in between. It's best to be friendly to everybody if you are an outsider because due to the heavy influence and involvement many people have with the Drug Cartels from Mexico, you might say the wrong thing to the wrong person and regret it, ESPECIALLY if that person is from Pharr, San Juan, Alamo, La Joya, Brownsville, certain parts of Edinburg, South McAllen and certain parts of North and North East McAllen.

Overall McAllen and the entire Rio Grande Valley is another world all it's own. As Katt Williams would put it "This is the most dirtiest, nastiest, God forsaken, most beautiful, glorious, place in the United States of America. The only place where you can either get hammered in Mexico for less than twenty dollars or get kidnapped by a Drug Cartel in the middle of the night."
If you ever go to McAllen or anywhere in the Rio Grande Valley, don't ever mention the words 'Taco' and 'Bell' in the same sentence.
by Young Jizzy January 12, 2008
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rand mcnally

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

One can use "in Rand McNally..." to represent a false statement, ie. something that does not hold true presumably holds true in Rand McNally.

See episode 2F13 of "The Simpsons", 'Bart vs. Australia' for more information.
"Did you see that chick? She is fucking hot."
"In Rand McNally maybe."
by Steve Buscemi October 30, 2004
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