Manimals

Just like Garanimals, but for a man who can't match their shirts with their pants.

Wife: "Honey, I left your work clothes out on the bed for you when you're done with your shower."

Husband: "OK Dear, but you don't need to do that anymore because my mom bought me Manimals. I can now match my clothes without your help just like the kids do."

by b*tchkittysusan September 23, 2010

MAXIMILIANVS

To be the greatest of all man kind. Only one person in any human lifetime in the history of earth can ever be named MAXIMILIANVS at any one time. There may be others with variations of the name, however only one person at anyone time can be named with the spelling MAXIMILIANVS.

That guy is just so MAXIMILIANVS.

by HAWKINTEL December 25, 2012

manimal

A man who fucks like an animal

My boyfriend is a manimal in bed.

by manimal May 2, 2014

Maximilian Jin Foster

Musician and writer. With impeccable hearing. Lives for each moment and is in his own personal bubble of life. He’s funny, doesn’t kiss and tell, doesn’t fall in any category but his own Mr.mysterious, Mr. Grey, and James Bond. At the end had me saying random words as I took a walk on the wild side. Red pill toes curled broke my mind. Best thing is his secrets stay with him with no repercussions. Just between one another. He doesn’t judge, just lets u be u lest loose live a little. Never disturbed or walked in on some how he’s got something so rare and out of this world. A legend in the making. Old school made new. The kinda guy I loose all control and love it cuz he’s in control. Pillow talk. 😍

Omg, don’t stop Maximilian Jin foster

Girl you have no idea, my eyes rolled back, squirted, and blacked out. Told me I was speaking gibberish. He stoped and asked if I was ok. Then kept going! Omg if you only new how it felt!!

by Jessicaroleplay😘 February 1, 2021

maxim1lff

one of my nicest and coolest mutuals

person 1: hey are you mutuals with maxim1lff
person 2: no....
person 1: follow them right now, they're amazing

by user4814730 September 2, 2021

Maximillian

Maximillian or Max for short is the spawn of two upper middle class parents who force their own insecurities onto their child until he becomes extremely depressed as he cannot live up to the expectations of his parents.

Look at that tory he's such a Maximillian

by Bobismypseudonym December 28, 2020

Maxima

Starting off as the Datsun 810 in 1977 with rear-wheel drive and a semi-trailing arm rear suspension with a 2.4L OHC straight 6 engine from the 240Z. It has been suggested that this be called the Zero Generation because it never really wore the Nissan Maxima badge, so in late 1980/early 1981, Nissan made a base called the Deluxe, still with rear wheel drive and a 2.4L OHC straight 6, being officially named the Nissan Maxima in 1984. The second generation, much as the same as today, was the first front-wheel drive model, and the third generation was BMW inspired, introducing the DOHC VE30DE in the SE model.

Maxima's are lame, but acceptable...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004