by Soulja Boy October 31, 2007
Get the walking matress mug.Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.
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When two people are destined to be friends. It's like soul mates but for friends.
The people think alike and act alike. These actions reaffirm the fact that you and your friend are froul mates.
The people think alike and act alike. These actions reaffirm the fact that you and your friend are froul mates.
by Amber/Laura December 25, 2009
Get the Froul Mates mug.God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
Get the Mateus mug.Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.
Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
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