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all lives mattering

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter
"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"
by baby-rock June 9, 2020
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masturinhibation

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masturbation and inhibition

where one is so horny to the point where he/she cannot function properly until they have masturbated fully and completely.
John: "Dude, i could have raped that exam but i had a serious case of masturinhibation. Right after, i beat the meat so hard that i almost bled."

Dave: "Fuckk."
by Where's My Gun! October 14, 2008
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Masturina

The most gorgeous woman in the entire universe. All people loved her. She is the queen. She might play hockey in her school. And of course she is an athlete.
I’m in love with Masturina.
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shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
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Masturnation

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."
by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012
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dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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measuring tape game

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
by eastcoastpaperboy September 5, 2010
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