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Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.
by GGLeroy December 5, 2016
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Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex
"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"
by DampedMaple March 13, 2020
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Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up
Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022
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Mastermind343

a term often used by losers and people who do not have enough brainpower to eat on their own. It is often used to describe something dumb, idiotic, goofy etc..
A: Hey! Look at that guy! so dumb!
B: Exactly! so Mastermind343!
by Bonk Sparrow February 21, 2023
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Masterize

The art of familiarizing with mastering. Masterize.
What do we need to do to prepare for next week's lesson? We must Masterize the lesson plan.
by The Masterizer November 29, 2012
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MasterNap

When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?

Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep

Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick

Billy: dont lie....we have all done it

Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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mastermindish

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1: term used to describe a person so mentally wily and clever that they have the ability to see through any scheme or ruse.

2: being able to think many steps ahead of an adversary

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you-know-who asked to borrow my car to run to the grocery store.

i would advise against that

why?

she's looking for someone who will lend her their car so she can drive to mexico. she's testing you to see if you are susceptible

omg! that makes so much sense! you saw right through her plot. you are so totally mastermindish! thank you!

anytime
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
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