disney massage

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013

rod massage

when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping

Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.

by balls670 July 3, 2009

massage

is a therapy for your muscles. its not rubbing or feeling its strokes the palpate muscles to releive pains and aches!

people think bad about massage but dont even know crap about it!

by am_x_2 October 3, 2007

massage board

An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.

Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.

by Doghouse Riley December 25, 2007

Gate Massage

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

by MILatino November 29, 2010

butt massage

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

by jokeme December 18, 2009

Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008