Marridex

The index of the level of discomfort likely to be experienced as a result of the combined effects of the length of marriage and the depth of aggrivation.

Ive been married for 23 years but with the marridex it feels like 40.

by mrassholio July 10, 2012

Marued

You have come across the channel called Maru togami you have been Marued, you can't escape.

She Marued you, you can't escape now.

by Maru Togami March 10, 2023

jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 23, 2011

spiritually married

A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.

Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.

This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist

# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.

"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"

by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018

married sex

The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.

Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."

Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"

by married man May 11, 2009

Mr Married To The MoB

Male who is married to Money over bitches

they call that kid JBEEZiE Mr Married To The MoB because he always picks money over girls!

by JLOVELY March 15, 2009

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016