Maroon 5

A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.

by Icy Wyte August 16, 2018

Maroon 5

act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.

Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.

Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.

by NH November 15, 2004

maroon 5

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

by love_music August 23, 2004

Maroon 5

According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit

Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"

Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"

Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"

by they call me IBO October 16, 2008

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Maroon Squad

The Maroon Squad J-Beanz are one of the most elite teams ever created.Armed with the Great Hazan, The One Who Fades, The Captain, The Rabbi, Gold Mine, and the one they call "The Freak" just to name a few, this years squad is poised to win it all in what is the last year for most of the roster. Before the season even started the championship parade is already being planned. After a disappointing finish to the 2009 season in a semi-finals lose to the eventual champions with a young and inexperienced squad, a few new key additions were made that have made them a favorite to not only win a championship, but to not lose a game while doing it. After only one game, the squad has already forced multiple rule changes because they kicked too much ass.The only thing stopping them from going all the way is themselves, but with the talent accumulated and the chemistry built in the past few seasons, the sky's the limit.

A-"Who we got tonight?"
B-"Maroon Squad"
A-"You think were gonna get double digits?"
B-"Well I've been averaging 15 points per game so yea,probably."
A-"I'm talking about our whole team"

"The Maroon Squad:We don't Rebuild, We Reload"

by A Daves April 30, 2010

martooni

the 4th or 5th martini

bring me another martooni

by Anonymous October 25, 2003