the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Find The Markers

A game on Roblox which is a Very popular game loved by millions. A game Like Find The Little Guys And Find The Chomiks.

Example 1:
Find the markers are the best!
Example 2:
Please Find The Markers!

by Peepole! October 14, 2022

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

grabbing markers

to grope someones intimate areas- acceptable for males or females.

Billy tried to get to second base with Sherry. She then yelled, "stop grabbing markers!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008

markers

1. plural. Mark
2. things used to place on a certain area that you want to remember to locate.
3. writing utencils that nerdy people get high off of because they're too scared to buy real drugs.
4. coloring utencils that a lot of white girls like to use to make girly signs, and stick them on lockers because that's what they'd rather do than learn in class.

1. look at all those markers!
2. dont forget to put markers on her chest so we know where to put the silicone.
3. nerdy dude 1: i got high off of markers the other day!! *snort* laugh* snort*
nerdy dudette: i...l-l-love markers *inhales* *shakes*
4. *in a white girl voice* "Jessica!! like, oh my god, you totally stole my pink markers you little whore!"

by Katz September 11, 2005

marker

a pen like device that most likely has a felt tip or nib (some have a ball point like pens) that uses ink or paint to stain bleed through and just generally improve most urban surfaces. the best ones are refillable and permanent like pilot super color markers and most all the markers at "art" stores.

markers are silent spray paint rattles. thats all that needs to be said

by SH3LLS March 25, 2010

Bingo Marker

A poop that you are trying like mad to keep in until you can find a bathroom. When it touches fabric such as underwear, it leaves a little brown dot in your shorts. much like the large magic markers used to mark a bingo card. turtle head prairie doggin

I've got to find a bathroom quick. THis turd is about to do the bingo marker on my drawers.

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009