marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

by jsl1966 June 11, 2021

Marker Shits

When you've pooped and you're wiping but it's always dirty. As if you were trying to wipe a marker dry.

Dude, I was busy. I had the marker shits.

by Cmoore8241 August 19, 2016

Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.

“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah”

by flat croc March 16, 2021

Marker-Licker

A derogatory term for someone for someone who's straight. Means boring and sexually uninteresting.

Gay Guy #1: Whoa man, don't be such a fucking marker-licker
Gay Guy #2:Chill man, I'm just saying, she IS hot.

by FlannelPannel February 11, 2009

dirty markers

when you push multiple markers into a girls pussy and make her cum on them.

guy 1: damn they did _dirty markers_ last night

guy 2: yeah he's done that to many girls

by Minecraft salmon77889 September 6, 2021

indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021