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Mantini

When a man shaves or manscapes the top portion of his pubic hair in the shape of a martini glass and his wiener is the handle of it. FACT: Women love the mantini. Every man should have a mantini.
Guy 1: Dude, your pubes are in the shape of a martini glass, dude, far out.
Guy 2: Oh ya i manscaped them hard last night brah, its called the mantini. Hey, no bullshit, the b*****s love them, got my girl hyped last night just seeing my pubies!!
by RadicalDolphin July 20, 2012
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Manty Puddle

(noun.)

A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.

The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)

Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"

Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"

(At a college frat party...)

Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"

Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"

(In a Nursing Home...)

Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"

Grandpa: *Wheezes*

Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*

Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*

Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009
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Mantas

It is a name given to strong men. They are best in friend groups and quite attractive.
a woman: who is that beauty
other woman: he is deffinetly Mantas.
by KoolguynotM June 2, 2021
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GAYATRI MANTRA

A Vedas incantation likely to be formed in 1000BC used by the Hindus to spite off bad paranormal or super natural powers...now also used in India,Bangladesh,Ghana,Mauritius...it is used to call god Gayatri Mata...an avatar of Maa Shakti and used to create a heavenly temper.
“OM VOOR VUVAH SVAHA, TAT SAVITUR VARENYAM, VARGO DEVASYA DHEEMAHI, DHEEYO YONAH PRA CHOD DAYAT.”
~Gayatri Mantra
by xXxPOISON X May 11, 2020
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wully mantruth

When something is better than the truth, even more amazing then epic. When something is in a category all its own.
This milkshake is the truth, but the one I had last week was the wully mantruth.
by Berlew February 10, 2010
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manties

Male panties. For the progressive man or your everyday cross dresser.
"I'm wearing my new manties today, and I'm chafing hardcore bro!", or "Dude, is my mantie line showing", or "I forgot my swim trunks, I'll just wear my manties in the pool"
by Jermaine90210 January 15, 2010
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mantenna

A man's penis, specifically in the erect position.
My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.
by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007
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