mancumber

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

by BrettS June 25, 2005

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

mandurah baptist college

A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.

A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.

Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout

1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout

3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.

Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area

Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!

by Child knapper August 18, 2017

hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007

Hood Maneuver

A process or act performed in an unconventional, often rash manner.

"Did you see the hood maneuver that Will pulled on the highway? I thought he was going to swerve into that SUV!"

"That chick paid $6 at McDon's in pennies! What a hood maneuver!"

"That guy used zip-ties to hold on his bumper! Don't see many hood maneuvers like that!"

by kungfujerry March 26, 2010

Sokolow Maneuver

While at the club, you scope out the absolute completely hammered, shit faced, fall down drunk chick in the whole place. One that is so wasted her possy has abandoned her and she can barely stand or mumble her name. You approach and strike up a conversation. You mention she has lost her friends and offer to try to find them, knowing it will be unsuccessful. You then offer to get her back to her place safely. If you cant find her place you take her to your palce. She immediately passes out on the bed. When she wakes up the next morning, checks her girl parts, realizes she has not been violated. She is so greatful she found a good guy that helped her out, she proceeds to fuck your brains out.

"Hey look at Scott! He's pulling a classic Sokolow Maneuver on dat bitch!"

He Soked dat bitch!

" Hey Amber, What happened to you at the club last night?" Amber: "Im not quite sure but I did end up getting Sokolowed"

by Squid222 May 8, 2014

Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.

That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.

by RoboCop 3000 May 1, 2011