fu manpoo

Verb:
To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.

I gave her a fu manpoo and she looked like an extra from crouching tiger!!

by Darkprong October 17, 2007

Manpanions

A combination of the words "man" and "companions", this term is used to describe a straight but less romantic bromance. Also used to describe (straight) men who do things together. A comical connotation is recommended.

Girl 1: Did they go to the store together?
Girl 2: Yeah. They're manpanions.

by twinkletoes345 January 17, 2011

manpelt

The excessive ammount of dark chest or back hair that resembles the density of wild animal pelts. Usually found on the fat guy at the public swimming pool.

Look at the manpelt on the guy getting ready to jump into the pool.

by N. Schulz May 7, 2007

Manperiod

A man-period is the time of the month where a man will get angry and horny for no real explanation. During the time frame of 4-7 days a man will be more likely then not to A) Punch some fucktard in the face B) Sleep with Random women C) Yell for no real reason or D) Rip clothes off of spouse/girlfriend/significant other. During this time it is advised to appease the man with porn, sex, or junk food.

Man suffering from Manperiod -*Looks around* "Grrrr mumble grumble...."
Random guy - "What are you looking at?"
Man - "SMASH!" *Rips head off of stranger and shits down neck*

by Gamibash January 6, 2011

manpole

person with a very long penis

"what a big manpole you have."

by Evil1 November 3, 2004

manpusa

The equivalent of a male cameltoe. The wedge and bulge that appears in the male genital region resulting from wearing tight spandex or really tight clothes.

Oh man those Europeans sure love showing off their manpusa!

by miltonlu February 20, 2011

Manpreet

God or Godess of the sun in Hindi / Punjab.

Perhaps, we should pray to Manpreet, he shall make our crops grow again!

by Gary C0leman March 21, 2007