A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.
Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.
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Get the manbedextrius mug.1. Slang used to describe a type of cat that has no tail - these cats originally come from the Isle of Man and naturally either have no tail or have an incredibly short tail.
Also, manxed cats are know to be very good hunters and so used to be used as a ship's cat or by farmers to hunt mice and rates. Their very short tails (or lack of them) gets named in the following ways: rumpy, riser, stumpy, stubby and longy.
The long-haired version of the manxed cat is breed from Canada that is best known as the Cymric cat.
Also, manxed cats are know to be very good hunters and so used to be used as a ship's cat or by farmers to hunt mice and rates. Their very short tails (or lack of them) gets named in the following ways: rumpy, riser, stumpy, stubby and longy.
The long-haired version of the manxed cat is breed from Canada that is best known as the Cymric cat.
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