manpride

The thing you can't quite define that makes you feel proud to be a man. The thing that makes you feel like a massively amazing, completely cool and funny and totally attractive amazing thing that is better than every other thing. The heart and soul of a man that all women instinctively want to steal in order to go into business. The divine light, the awesome power of war and cars and skydiving and having sex with lots of women while rocking at Halo all condensed into a single feeling. Manpride.

"I don't like you and no woman ever will!" Woman

"Girl, that's not what yo momma said last night. Shit, don't be trying to steal my manpride!" Man

by TheOtherOtherDude October 11, 2010

Real Madrid

Intimidating and cool-sounding term for telling somebody how bad you are actually gonna kick their ass.

"Yo mothafucka, step back or ima go real madrid on yo ass...bitch!"
"Oh, shit man! not real madrid on my ass"

by Andy Mac July 29, 2006

Real Madrid

A shitty full of money team, in which there are variety of actors who might actually win an oscar sooner than Leo Di Caprio .

-Hey mate,did u know that Ronaldo( i meant the whole fuckin* Real Madrid) fell and "broke his leg" and then scored a goal by penalty?
-HAAAHAHHAA.nothing new man.

by Themalebi4 October 2, 2014

mandril

The best beer of the world. If you invite someone to a Mandril people is gonna think you are so cool. It is made in Catalonia, a small but great country between France and Spain.
It has also funny pictures!

William- Hey, lets gonna grab some Mandrils!
Wayne- Why??? It's your birthday today?
William- Nope.
Wayne- Man, you are so cool!!!!!

by Gato mandriles November 21, 2011

litty madriddy

It's what you see when you're in Spain and you see something cool.

"Hey man, look at that bullfighting"
"Ayy, that's pretty litty madriddy"

by Aditis March 3, 2018

Real Madrid

A overrated soccer team who thinks they're good because they pay refs to help them win but got kicked out of Copa Del Rey by Celta Vigo and they say it's an easy tournament but how come they're not in it? And they also call Barcelona(best in the world) "Uefalona even though the refs make calls against them and for madrid. Their attack is so weak they need a defender to score for them, their attack is made up of Ronaldo, the guy who misses open nets and dives and takes penalties to win, an overly aggresive monkey (Bale) and Benzema, who just speaks for himself.

"We're so good right here's the money UEFA now make Real Madrid win La Liga"

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017

mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.

how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.

by Annonymous:-P April 3, 2005