manpride

The thing you can't quite define that makes you feel proud to be a man. The thing that makes you feel like a massively amazing, completely cool and funny and totally attractive amazing thing that is better than every other thing. The heart and soul of a man that all women instinctively want to steal in order to go into business. The divine light, the awesome power of war and cars and skydiving and having sex with lots of women while rocking at Halo all condensed into a single feeling. Manpride.
"I don't like you and no woman ever will!" Woman

"Girl, that's not what yo momma said last night. Shit, don't be trying to steal my manpride!" Man
by TheOtherOtherDude October 11, 2010
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mansult

To insult someone's manpride. To be generally offensive to men exclusively and explicitly. To hate on men. To make derogatory references to someone's manhood. To make insults that are massively hurtful to men. Something you only say when you're a total bitch and hate all men.
"You know you simply aren't able to satisfy me because you're small and useless at sex as well as ugly and everyone hates you because you're not cool and never will be." Woman

"There's no need to mansult my manpride!" Man
by TheOtherOtherDude October 11, 2010
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