mind your manners

thomas: you’re mad dumb for that
eli: mind your manners
by printhyj12 April 9, 2021
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Good Bedside Manner

Ilana Mechoullam
@thenosenurse
I wish my Good Bedside Manner could be as good as Ilana Mechoullam's. Damn... She's too good. I can't get on her level!
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Little Miss Manners

A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class suburbs with very little redeeming qualities. The irony is, they generally have no manners at all and most people, excluding masochists or people in dire need of friends/attention for a myriad of reasons, hate their guts.
"Remember when Little Miss Manners used to work here? That idiot labeled everything she put in the employee fridge."

"Oh yeah, what a bitch! I mean honestly, no one wants her San Pellegrino!"

"As if, I just love how she discovers things so late and acts like she's the only one that ever thought of it."
by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008
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impeccably ill-mannered

The quality of knowing how to offend and alienate as many people, in as short a time, as possible.
He was their new neighbor, so comprehensively offensive to everybody that within a couple of weeks of his arrival he was a laughing stock. No one wanted him there. No one was speaking to him, or ever would. He had trained hard to become what he was - impeccably ill-mannered. It was a talent given to few.
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good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.
Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
by mpm July 23, 2014
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Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-
by Dedede Man December 24, 2020
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