Malissa

Malissa is the kind of girl to be their for you to help you when you need the one that’s been through the most but still smiles she will try her absolute best to be by your side and most likely has a sister she’s the type to give you hugs at night and to make food for you she hold many secrets that many don’t know her she’s is very kinky and doesn’t let you hit it until married but she’s one of a kind so keep her in your life and don’t let her go she will hate you if you do

That girl is so nice she must be a Malissa

by Kayla.MV February 18, 2020

Malise

A outgoing born leader who dosnt shut up

damn that girl is a malise

by yeahbabay August 22, 2011

Malito

A mexican slang word use to refer to a retarded knigga that is either actually fully autistic and thinks hes playing call of duty when hes just shooting up a school ,or a fucktart that is embarresing themselve just by showing up at school and probably a drugie

Ex,
Malito kid: blast *PUMPED UP KICKS* during passing periods
Secuirty guards: *tackle the absolute out of him*
Crowd: Damn
Diego: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL U LAST TIME U MALITO BASTARD

by anonymous June 13, 2019

Malist

One who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. This involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.

Very few females are malists. This is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a penis to be a malist.

"Hi there, I'm a Christian", "Nice to meet you, I'm a Muslim", "Well I'm a malist!"

by Malism.uk.tc December 5, 2011

Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably

A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".

by DJJimmyJ December 3, 2006

It’s a Malissa thing

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

by MJ103 May 19, 2019

Maliscam

Maliscam

Maliscam is a word for scammers who originate from Somalia. They sell you fake airpods on Instagram for 30 quid. Theyre usually found on rotted roof tiling. you can tell it’s a maliscammer if they’re fat and long like my penis

Boy 1 “I saw a maliscammer yesterday”
Boy 2 “WOAH what a rare sight”

by MingeEater101 May 26, 2020