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sex on a mailbox

An awesome VODKA AND GOON combo! Favourite of cheap binge drinking teens.
Let's hang at NCC and have Sex on a Mailboxes and get stoned.

GOON FOR LIFE!!
by Bruce god4eva Campbell July 25, 2008
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Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
by fauxnature May 25, 2008
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mailbox

When someone corners another person and kisses them with no way for the other person to escape
I just got mailboxed by Jake

I'm gonna mailbox that chick over there ;)
by allenssnakes November 25, 2011
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chocolate mailbox

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle
by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003
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mailboxsexual

Someone who is strongly attracted to mailboxes and prefers them over humans.
Person one: I think that person is mailboxsexual
Person two: Why?
Person one: He was making out with a mailbox a couple minutes ago
by Cholechillipepper May 30, 2018
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Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.
Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.
by voiceofstl March 18, 2021
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Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note ie. Spam
Don't you just hate those Mailboxes from Microsoft?
by Plasmat1c January 26, 2023
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