lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

lardvark

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

by not.adelia January 14, 2017

Lardapuss

A word used to describe some one who deserves nothing be to be constantly reminded of their excessive weight

Yo, our social teacher is such a lardapuss

by Senior bruh May 2, 2019

lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

lard

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

by John Y. March 15, 2004

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

lardigan

A woollen item of clothing tied round the waist or draped over the shoulders of fat women to try and hide their rolls of fat

Look at Sharon, she thinks she can diguise her fat by wearing a lardigan

by Dave Kilburn September 11, 2005