Destructotech Ltd

They are an evil organization which is
slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world.
Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control
techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with
subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal
messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more
permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to
allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a
threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their
agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets
into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with
relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble
intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page
view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general
disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid
these things to allow themselves complete control.

Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in
this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their
crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!

Dude those bitches don't talk to you because they are a part of Destructotech Ltd.

by lololpwn777 December 19, 2009

The LTD

Simiiiar to the KitKat. 4 fingers in the vagina. 4 fingers in the Anus. Derived from the 4 door car of the same name. Jam 4 people in the front seat and 4 in the back seat and off you go.

Took this dirty girl out on a date, she wanted me to give her The LTD. Put her in the backseat of my LTD and gave her The LTD.

by DL SK June 21, 2011

Percentage LTD

Percentage is a 3D Printer device company that provides high-quality custom 3D Prints. It's owned by Andrew Marin and Amar LAST NAME REDACTED. Their official website is currently 3d-print-andy.webnode.com but is being moved to a new web address.

Ethan gasped at the shockingly good quality products he had ordered from Percentage LTD.

by Percentage LTD December 20, 2021

Steadfast Hemp Ltd.

Steadfast Hemp Farms LLC. And Auctions. The only Hemp and CBD Auctions east of the Mississippi river in over 80 years. The first ever in loose leaf floor Auctions of Hemp. THE G.O.A.T IN Hemp or anything Cannabis. Located in Greenville Kentucky 42345.

Auction Your Hemp with us, Let us Maximize your sale. "We went to Steadfast Hemp Ltd's Auction."
Define,Steadfast Hemp Ltd. The world's greatest Auctions in the freaken world.

by HempDaddykool July 25, 2019

Ride Leasing Ltd

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!

"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"

by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021

Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.

Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.

“I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!”

by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021

Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.

Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.

I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!

by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021