loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.
Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.
by Momdix April 7, 2017
mugGet the loopy dickmug.

loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021
mugGet the loopy old guymug.

Loopy Lisa

When you've drank so much you can't stand up or remember how you got there!
The club was fun til she pulled a Loopy Lisa!
by Lisann38 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Loopy Lisamug.

Loopy

Can I jerk off in front of you.
He was so loopy he asked if he could jerk off in front of her.
by Joakers99 October 12, 2018
mugGet the Loopymug.

Loopies

A slang word for a vagina if you will...
"My loopies are very loopy"
by Mezanaya June 1, 2025
mugGet the Loopiesmug.

Loopy of that Poopy

Person 1 : Yo, is that dude sober?

Person 2 : Nah he's getting loopy of that poopy
by cleo.wt September 23, 2023
mugGet the Loopy of that Poopymug.

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