Longstroking

Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.

Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

Locusts

A swarm of people who apparently love everything and anything that you or your group of friends may love. A social plague of people that copy ideals and interests from those around them. They will swarm aound it and feed off of it until the thing you like will begin to dissatisfy you due to the locust plague. Locusts disguise themselves very well so be aware of their actions.

Locusts are a growing menace everywhere and anywhere they are the noobs of society. hide any interests in things because they will swarm

Locusts can consist from any number of things. They can be groups of people that attempt to make something cool by sending in swarms of its kind to influence others to believe that it may be cool. Locusts can even be girls who pretend to know how to play video games like call of duty or any other type of shooter but nonetheless do it out of desperation.

Ex: Guy " i just got finished beasting on codmw2"

Girl Responds " omg i love call of duty"

by Grave_X December 11, 2010

iron lotus

A controversial, very difficult figure skating move performed by pairs. One partner holds the other's legs around his/her neck and swings them around like a giant swing. The thrower lets go and allows the partner to do a huge flip in mid-air which turns them upside down. The thrower must then do a 360 body spin like a buzzsaw and avoid cutting the partner's head off.

The only successful attempt in professional pairs figure skating was by Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy.

Yes.. by 2 men and only after Chaz broke his ankle from a pearl thrown by one of the Van Walderbergs and with MacElroy serving as the thrower.

"The Iron Lotus was so controversial it was only performed in North Korea. Kim Jong-Il had the pair attempt it in front of a large army and audience only to see the pair fail. The partner cut off the thrown partner's head with his skate when he performed his spin. He then picked the head up and wept."

"My ankle is broken, I'm going to need you to throw me instead for the Iron Lotus."

by JimmyNumberOneFan July 20, 2008

Lotus

Is a guy who can be an idiot but has a true heart and normally does what’s right. But is realvetly cool, tries to stay alone and not talk to anyone unless spoken too.

“Hey Lotus!”
“Aye” *He Nods his head as he walks to class*

by Rayla Sparks December 18, 2017

lonson

A wild animal who is smart but hides it

lonson is smart but wild.

by lonson May 11, 2018

Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 7, 2018

Lotus technique

Lotus technique was a complex form of sexual pleasure created by nabeel shah back in his prime days. After many days and nights of perfecting the technique he finally completed it leaving many shaking for days.

“Damn boy have you heard of the nabeel lotus technique”

by Haripu sea June 3, 2021