please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

The lonely Island

1. The genius's behind 'Jizz in My Pants' and 'I'm on a boat'

2. Andy, jorma, And Akiva

3. AWESOMETOWN!

4. Hot rod

5. Saturdaynight Live

The lonely Island's new album 'Incredibad' is Amazing.

by UrNewHero April 3, 2009

Lonely Sailor

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.

I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.

by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008

lonely salad

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.

Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.

by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

i am lonely

Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me

i am lonely

no one loves me

help

by dinosaur shit UwU March 15, 2020

the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

lonely

someone who is so lonely that they look up lonely on urban dictionary.

im so lonely...better check out the definition.

by milkthemcows April 6, 2009