log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 09, 2009

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 22, 2012

Log

Someone who is so boring at a party they may as well be replaced with a log

That boy is such a log

by Chris.s123 October 11, 2017

Log a Log Day

Log a Log Day is a National and Bank Holiday in Switzerland and New Jersey. In Switzerland it is celebrated on January 2nd every year while in New Jersey it is celebrated every year on April 10th. Log a Log Day is a day log logging. Logging is another word for pooping. Log a Log Day comes from the phrase 'log a log'. The first log meaning poop and the second log meaning a log you keep, like a journal of logs or poops. Log a Log Day is an important day in many peoples lives and is usually accompanied by a huge feast on the day of celebration.

Guy 1: DUDE, i just logged a HUGE log!
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.

by np44 January 03, 2012

logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!

if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 17, 2008

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003