by usnuzeuluze September 3, 2010
An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 1, 2008
When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 9, 2018
When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
by Rumpet July 22, 2021
by iRealms January 13, 2017
A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 13, 2023