Local hero

One who is admired by peers, neighbors, schoolmates, and friends for being super cool. Sometimes there is a reason for the admiration such as being the lead scorer on the high school football team or having spent time in juvenile hall; but oftentimes there is no specific cause for the admiration other than having a charismatic personality and a kick-ass car.

Morse High School's local hero is back at school after being locked up for six weeks for jumping the asshole who threatened to shoot his brother and parents.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 2, 2019

local liver

1. (noun) a person who lives locally.

Live: live, life, alive

-er: (suffix) someone who, someone who does

2. a phrase googled, usually by tourists visiting a 3rd world country, looking for a cheap hepatic transplantation (liver transplant).

1. John never left the city limits his whole life. He is a real local liver.

by asian persuasion February 16, 2013

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

local gay

It's your friendly, neighborhood local gay!
Make sure you channel your inner gay when you see the local gay strutting around town.

Wow, Jimmy! Look at that local gay! They are a beaming ray of rainbow titties!

by durdew July 18, 2017

power to the local dreamer

A message of hope, creativity and happiness.

have a nice day and power to the local dreamer |-/.

by nanabread June 2, 2016

Billie Eilish Locals

A Billie Eilish Locals is someone very annoying who likes to over use the term “Avocado” and over play the song “Bad Guy” lastly, the love to self promote and all use the same picture of billie eilish from bellyache.

Ew Billie Eilish Locals are annoying

by billieeilishs December 16, 2019

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022