lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by SS February 29, 2004

lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

by chronic procrastinator May 4, 2011

lagessie

pronounced la-gas-a. Derived from the French term "legess", meaning "to break wind". A lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. They are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. Upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. This is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. A lagessie is a very intolerable person.

"Don't listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie"

by spuzedfukmenon November 22, 2007

Lagerrhea

The shits one gets from drinking too many lagers (ie: Yeungling, etc.)

I had a wicked case of lagerrhea after the annual pub crawl.

by kinks77 March 14, 2010

Lagestee

That last name of a guy who is always there for you, and is selfless and kind hearted. A person that is easy to fall in love with, and trust with all your heart.

Mr. Lagestee is awesome.

by No one in particular c August 10, 2010

Lagert

A bisayan slang word for angry, but due to LAG while playing mobile games, and sometimes when your ally friend is so noob/stupid but there's nothing you can do about it.

Lagert na kay ka.
(Calm your tits)

by PastisPATATAS October 2, 2019

lolage not college

meaning have a good time and fuck school, something you might say after making a mistake. live, love, laugh.

oops, oh well...lolage not college

by frazzywazzy September 8, 2020