Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )

We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!

by RobotScientist June 27, 2022

Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.

"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022