Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.

"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Lithuanian Corkscrew

The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect

Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital

by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025