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Beaver Lining

-noun.
1.The pink matter is found just beyond the pussy lips, including the entire vaginal canal.
2.The velvety soft inner wonders of a woman's honey pot.
3.The inside of a furry beaver's coat.
"I tagged her furry little twat til the beaver lining was bruised!"

"I heard that Snapple only uses the best stuff on earth... but, I wonder where they get their beaver lining?"

"I was balls deep in beaver lining!"
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
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Stunt Linens

Stunt Linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any sexually active male/female couple. For couples with a female that has not reached menopause, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels. For couples with a post-menopausal female, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Towels.

The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.

Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.

The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Sheets - Sandy was experiencing a very heavy flow during her period. However, she was not about to let this top her desire To Stunt. Therefore, prior to her husband Carl getting home from work, she put on the Stunt Sheets. Carl later gave her the Red Carpet Treatment.

Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014
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linnet

She is a sweet, energetic, smart (good at writing), amazingly funny, good at playing soccer (defending) . Never let's anyone go anywhere without being sad, and always sweet. Likes to watch Winnie the Pooh . She is so beautiful it stuns everyone.
A linnet is always smiling.
by Poohbear65 June 11, 2014
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Walking Limonia

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.
"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"
by Ishness February 28, 2009
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Linnell

An blood line of elite humans. Excel above all others in any category. Some may say that Linnell is a descendant of Linnaeus but is inaccurate due to the fact that Linnells are far to inelegant. Linnell is also referred to as God like.
Linnell defeated the entire team by himself, blind fold, with one arm tied behind his back, shoeless, and while curing hypothermia.
by Deathwake January 10, 2012
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lindon

a guy who happens to be really popular for an unknown reason
i was lindon today cos i had so many damn friends coming up and saying hi to me
by kittttttyy April 10, 2008
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Linner

After the soccer game, we went to Arby's for linner.
by MW713 May 15, 2008
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