library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

Homer Babbidge Library

A large public library located on the campus of the University of Connecticut in Storrs, CT used primarily for sleeping and having sex.

"Lets have go have sex in Homer Babbidge Library, Jenny! You know, the place with all the books."

by slaxhere April 8, 2009

public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.

Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.

by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010

Library Serpant

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers

Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!

by ChunkyDunk69 May 16, 2010