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Larrian

Joel: Yesterday after hearing Larry speak, I was Larrified and now I've become a Larrian.
Justin: Well done, well done. L(-.-L)
Joel: L(-.-L)
by Andrew September 21, 2011
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Stanky Librarian

When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh October 20, 2008
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librarian

A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
by Jenne Bunny November 30, 2007
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angry librarian

originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.
susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise
by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009
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Librarian Effect

When you take someone who is generally viewed as ugly, take off their glasses, fluff their hair and dress them differently and they become SMOKIN' HOT!!!
Freddy: Katherine looks like one ugly bitch!

Vinnie: Bullshit, take off her glasses and shit, you'll see....total librarian effect on that bitch!
by TheUltimateGayMan June 28, 2010
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Lesbarian

An ugly lesbian librarian, who when a girl and or women asks for help finding a book, she is completely unhelpful, usless, and would rather stare at her breasts, then do her job.
Girl: Hi! Can you help me find a book on incest in Hamlet?
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::
by Honker Jones April 8, 2008
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Larkarian

A person who dislikes swearing, cruelty, modern American trends (Fortnite, Yeezys, Gaming, etc.) and immaturity. Loves being alone and isolated, staying away from the awful world.
Person 1: "Bro, you know that guy is a Larkarian, right?"
Person 2: "Oh my God! Nevermind then..."
by iLovePrideMonth June 15, 2018
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