Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.

"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"

by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009

queen latifah

Thicklicious black female rap artist famous for such tracks as "U-N-I-T-Y" & "Ladies First"; star of old Fox sitcom "living single"; voice of the "Pizza Hut" ads ('Get with the good stuff!'); Oscar nominee for best supporting actress ("Chicago"); tig-ole bitties- but she recently had a boob reduction; recently crossed over into vocal jazz with her Grammy nominated "Dana Owens Album"; host of the 2005 Grammy awards; star of "Barber Shop 2" and the upcoming "Beauty Shop"; celebrity ebony thick-girl wet-dream of many.

man, that shoday is thick, like Queen Latifah... I'd do her in a minute

by Ben "Scarlet Spider" Reilly February 13, 2005

queen latifah

A talentless, hideous, obese rapper-turned-actress who has appeared in 97% of all movies made from 1990 onward.

"Why did they cast Queen Latifah for this part? She's fat and untalented."
"Probably to hear her say, 'Oh no you didn't!!' They like making her play a stereotype. A REALLY untalented stereotype."

by kevhanel August 5, 2006

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

latena

Not particularly Hispanic female also mean beautiful woman inside and out. Biggest heart and very trusting...gets mistreated because of her big heart...but she is some kind of awesome.

Hey I know Latena she's a hell of a woman.

by Big heart. May 31, 2018