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Lateface 

That stupid serious looking face that useless people put on when they walk in late every day that says that they had such an important and personal reason for being late that only a real jackass would ask them about it or expect them to show up on time, and that nobody should expect anything from them them until they have time to "deal with their feelings" or something. The male version of that sad chick who always has to see the gynecologist and can only get appointments on Friday afternoons.
It's almost lunchtime, he'll be in any minute with his breakfast and lateface.
Lateface by qsick October 4, 2014
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someone who is increbibly lame
Person 1: Hey what you doin tonight?
Person2: nothing with you, lameface!
lameface by ghjiseo January 11, 2009
A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.
"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"

"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"

"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."
LaceFace by Colleen82 June 17, 2009
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