laptosaurus

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

by claiwette March 30, 2009

Lacoste Niggas

Algerian word that refers to "gangsters" (and nit black ppl) ...they wear Lacoste sport tracksuits with Tn (Nike) all the time, or Sergio Tacchini suits as an alternative. They drive on "New" rai music -which is worse than trash actually- most of the times, but lately they came up with a new shitty trend, which is Djalil Palermo music..anyways, they suck.And also, everybody hates them as much as we hate boomers.

guy 1: aya n3adiw mena ay trig 9sira
guy 2: fokna awdi ak tel9aha m3amra b Lacoste Niggas

by Nemo003 April 1, 2021

Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

by harveydollars April 26, 2011

Lacoste

A preppy, French clothing brand that is well-known for their polo shirts. Their logo has a crocodile on the left side of the breast. They make $72 polo shirts that fit comfortably and are very styling. Lacoste polos come in a wide variety of colors. They look good on almost anyone. I personally think they look really cute on girls.

Wow, she looks so hott in that lacoste shirt

by Preppy Cool Dude 24 December 26, 2008

Lapswood

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned

Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood

by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008