Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

Daniel Landers

An incredibly handsome and intelligent guy. Possesses excellent intuition and has somewhat of a psychic touch. A complete joy to be around.

I just had the best time ever. Such a Daniel Landers moment!

by Doc23007 April 9, 2022

dr brock landers

Pioneer anti weedpot activist

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws

by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Beast Lander

Someone who is willing to fight even the toughest of people for you, even if he knows the risks.

Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022