lanadelreyschemtrail

ceo of jumpscares 😍

“did you see lanadelreyschemtrails new video?”

by cacafan June 13, 2021

;ewkjagoiejfasldkfjs;langebiowa;md

When someone out of Bordem mashes the keyboard

he was bored so he hit the keyboard and ;ewkjagoiejfasldkfjs;langebiowa;md came out in the search results.

by CrazyPersianCatMan June 5, 2018

langerated

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.

He was langerated. Also he was langers.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Langehaug

A langehaug is a bigger than normal male penis. Normally men with a langehaug wear jeans made by wrangler to show off the size and gurth of their langehaug.

"Man, you could see that guys langehaug right through his wranglers!

by Mertil November 9, 2007

Mega Layage

Mega Layage is the words used to describe the action of getting laid. Typically used before or after intense sexual activity, "Mega Layage" is not widely known. Mega Layage should not be used commonly, as it should be only used to describe an intense sex session about to take place or that has taken place.

Man1: Man, this weekend Mega Layage too bad.
Man2: Nice

Man1: Hey you going to be at that party this weekend?
Man2: Yeah
Man1: Jessica and her friends are going to be there, and you know what that means right?
Man2: Mega Layage.

by Poopy Mgee December 18, 2009

Langèt

A slur word used in Haiti to insult someone. Derive from the french word languette: little tongue. Langèt manman'w, kolangèt manman'w, kolangyèt manman'w: fuck you. Langèt: female genitalia.

langèt manm'w monchè: fuck you, dude.

by gwozo October 28, 2010

Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.

I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert

by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010