Your girlfriend's last resort booty call.
He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.
If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.
If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
At 3am, the designated driver will perform their duties in dropping off their friends at various houses. Since one's boyfriend is acting up, she will request to visit Lame Lance.
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Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.
Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.
Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010
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Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
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v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
by Sanias October 6, 2011
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