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Lame Lance

Your girlfriend's last resort booty call.

He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.

If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
At 3am, the designated driver will perform their duties in dropping off their friends at various houses. Since one's boyfriend is acting up, she will request to visit Lame Lance.
by Kneesha February 20, 2012
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lancevideos

someone thats secretly gay but cant come out because of his/her trump supporting parents.
lancevideos is a big twink
by straggot🖤 July 8, 2020
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lance corporal underground

Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.
Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.

Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010
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lance armstrong

Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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Lance Armstrong

When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof August 31, 2013
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linced

to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid
Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.
by deehoff October 9, 2010
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Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
by Sanias October 6, 2011
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