katy kurtis

a very cute canadian girl.

xxx

by bigman April 7, 2003

kurtis jackson

50 cent's(the famous rapper) real name

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by gill May 13, 2005

kurtis norwood

N. The super genius who lives down the street, who has a serious addiction with goatse tubgirl, and B1.

Oh my god, kurtis is trying to emulate GOATSE!!!!

by Mr. Bogey February 16, 2004

kurtis stryker

Kick ass Mortal Kombat character that is the most realistic out of all the characters. Some like him for that, whilst others hate him because he can be a bugger to beat.

Looks a bit silly in first appearances, but in MK:A looked stacks better.

Kurtis Stryker wins! FATALITY

by Josh Riddick May 11, 2007

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt

a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie

by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022