Kumoned

In a Fortnite game, to be calculated and then pickaxed. When your opponent has 20 or less HP, it uses the math you learned at Kumon, which kills your brain.

We discovered a way to put Kumon to use.

I just hit a kid 180, you're about to get kumoned kid.

Get kumoned kid!!!

by Kumoner February 7, 2022

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Kumon

Kumon is a place parents use to TORTURE their kids. The instructors are not certified teachers, and they give WAY TO MUCH homework. Kids cry and have mental problems after going to Kumon(aka "hell"), they lose friends due to not being able to hangout! KUMON IS EVIL!!!! There is too much HOMEWORK. ON TOP OF SCHOOL WORK THAT IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH. IF YOUR PARENTS MENTION KUMON RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOUR LEGS CAN TAKE YA.

Mom: Hi honey, I need to take you to Kumon!

Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*

by MissKnowItALLGirl October 31, 2022

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Kumo House

A place in which only pure chaos thrives. It’s based around a bomb ass manga that their fearless leader is writing. Cool people, anime, racial slurs. It’s the perfect crime.

Random extra: whatcha doin?
Lin: just messaging in Kumo House. This place is wild.

by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023

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