krispy kreme

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

by Ben March 4, 2005

Krispy Kreme

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

richard kruspe

Lead guitarist of Rammstein, the hottest guy on the face of the earth, has a fuckin hot body, especially a nice ass ;)

"Watch the fuck out Jennifer Lopez, Richard Kruspe has a nice ass too!"

by Good Charlotte hater for life April 12, 2006

Krispy Kreme Pie

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.

He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.

by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010

Krusty Korner

When you masturbate and nut into the corner of your bed and it collectively adds up and dries into one crusted being. The Krusty Korner.

Damn dude you crusted your krusty korner 23 times this week?

by zennxk April 23, 2018

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

Krispy

Kris-py, - adjective - Describing one's fresh style and unique swagger

My nigga Jookjook is sooo mawfuckin Krispy dat even dem hataz be diggin his swagg.

by J Niggs July 2, 2007