Krattie

A word used by fangirls talking about Kratos Aurion(Tales of Symphonia} Sometimes 'Krattie-chan' is also used.

Fangirl: OMG! KRATTIE-CHAN! *glomps*

by Emily Irving July 27, 2006

kranitz

Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.

That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

kianti

Kianti - Pronounced like "Chianti' an Italian wine. Usually fine like wine (sexy)and classy-ratchet. Biggest heart with a bigger attitude but always down for a laugh, good company, wine and good food. Great personality, loyal, confident and a good lover.

"Kianti all his mouth like liquor "...

by KiaKatia December 20, 2016

Kraning

to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi

"Oh, dude, oh, dude, OH, DUDE!" "Man, you totally Kraninged when you ate that sushi!"

by jo mamma February 3, 2005

krankies

Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.

Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.

The Krankies are, in fact, Ian and Jeanette McSporran, a married couple from Aberdeen.

by Karen Wilkinson June 1, 2006

krankies

Scottish "comedy" duo who were actually husband and wife. Apparently pretended to be brothers although wee Jimmy was no more than 10 and his brother was well into his mid 40s at best. This means their mum would've had to have had the older one at 15 and wee Jimmy when she was in her 50s. No wonder he was always acting up, she probably couldn't control him.

The Krankies are about as funny as stepping on a turd.

by Luke Morris June 1, 2006

kraftin

The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.

Dude - SPACESHIP!
GIRL - Are you kraftin on me again?
Dude - Shut up bitch! (insert backhand)

by Kraft Master Witchdoctor Doom February 22, 2011