Kooner

A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.

OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners

by shefay September 4, 2014

koofy smack

n; A more detailed and humiliating variation of the bitch slap in which you put baby powder (or some other light powder-like substance) on your hand and slap your "ho" in the face once, and bring your hand back again, effectively hitting her with the back of your hand.

Sean: Did you get the money?.
Greg: She was holdin' but once I gave her a koofy smack, she coughed it up.

by doublev July 30, 2008

Dean Koontz

An american author best known for suspense thrillers, often including the supernatural. His prose is excellent, and his plots are often original, however his books are characterized by flat characters and unrealistically neat endings. They often have extremely heavy christian overtones, with static, exaggerated characters, making the books incident driven instead of character driven. Dean Koontz writes about five or six boks a year, and so due to this rapid production speed his books often feature very similar heroes/villains/endings/themes/dogs/settings.

Person1: Guess which Dean Koontz book I am thinking of.
Person2: Give me a clue.
Person1: It has a heroic dog in it.
Person2: That narrows it down to about thirty books.
Person1: Okay, this one has a strong, beautiful, determined female with a gentle, more sensitive male counterpart.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has an evil, corrupt, sadistic, deviant atheist as the villain, who has a god complex, likes raping people, and has a weird hobby for no reason whatsoever.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: Alright, now I'm thinking of one where the hero is a humble, loving, heroic, caring, clean-living christian with high moral standards and a dislike of evolution science and anything psychologically explaining the abstract concept of 'evil'.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has a too-neat ending where the evil side is totally destroyed and the good guys all live happily ever after with faith and love in some american-apple-pie family situation.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: The christian overtones are so heavy that it feels like he is beating me around the head with his bible and shouting in my ear.
Person2: Seventy books.
Person1: It's really really good.
Person2: (looks blank)

by MegaSolipsist December 5, 2011

Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005

Koontz

An alcoholic beverage consisting of brandy, burban, gin, vodka, tequila, and kahlúa.

Man we had the best koontz last night.

by Phinor February 23, 2011

Koobface

A Facebook worm.

An insult to anyone named "Koob"

I just got fucked over by koobface.

Fuck you koob, ya koobfaced fuck.

by Billcheese1 February 4, 2010

Kronfly

It is a two finger point using the index and middle finger in unison. It is used to express anger and exteme frustration while chewing somebody out.

Man, I was so mad at Ethan that I had to break out the Kronfly.

by B-didly October 29, 2010