kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.

Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body

by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012

kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.

Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.

by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023

Kookie

a cute nickname for a boy who is so handsome, hot, caring and loving. he deserves nothing but cookies, happiness and the world. he has the best wavy hair and the best smile ever. his eyes shine so bright when he smiles. everyone loves him and wants to be his friend. he is quirky and can sometimes be dumb. he is goofy and jokes around a lot. but when it comes to people he loves, he would do anything to keep them happy and loved. he is the perfect example for a perfect man. a true gentleman. he also is tall and has the best body ever. he is very attractive and he loves to play games like AFK and also loves Youtubers like the sidemen.

Hi Kookie

Kookie, baby, did you eat well today?
I'm going to marry Kookie :)

by just another kookie fan :) November 8, 2020

Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house

The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive

by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019

Kooky

Someone who is very attractive and fuckable.

You are so kooky, I want you to put a baby inside me.

by anonymous January 8, 2024

Kookies and Milque

A new trend that is raving the stoner nation! Dipping the edibles in the bongwater.

Friend 1: what if dip our edibles in the bongwater?
Friend 2: like cookies and milk?
Friend 1: Ha! Kookies and Milque yeah...
Friend 2: now that's gonna be a trend!

by not_aids October 8, 2019

kOOky swag

Its whats John Spencer has. You may look, but you can't touch it. Unlike my Big Meat.

This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.

don't even try to fuck with it.

Sarah: "what's kOOky swag?"

John: "Is that a fucking joke? "

Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."

by Looneyville May 1, 2011