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Konstantinos

Girl 1: "wow, is that Konstantinos? he's SUPER hot!"
Girl 2: "omg yes it is!! you should go say hi to him, he might fuck you or something cos he's a sex machine"
Girl 1: "yeah im gonna go talk to him and hope he pulls out that phat schlong"
by TACO TIDDIES December 26, 2021
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Kostantinos

Kostantinos is the type of friend that would always be there for you but not when he play

Cod.Also his penis is so big he can't fuck a single lady,He is to afraid to do so from the last incident with a girl that almost destroyed her.
Person 1:wow is that person kostantinos the pussy destroyer
Person 2:yes that bitch almost killed my little sister with his dick

Person 1:wow and what she is doing now
Person 2:she is recovering in the hospital
Person 1:that's crazy what kostantinos do about it

Person 2:play cod All day

Person 1:what a sigma male
by Mustache guy November 20, 2021
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Konstantine Day

A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.

Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"

"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
by Enig April 14, 2009
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Konstantin

shut up you konstantin
by osciaolcnodvb;lnd February 13, 2020
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Konstantin

Konstantin is that one Russian guy with 3 dads
John: ‘Oh hey you know that new guy Konstantin?’
Paul: ‘Yeah he’s so cool!’
by Twitter thot October 30, 2019
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konstantine

an absolute moron that genuinely has no friends and has 0 fucking friends
"do you know konstantine?"
"oh yeah, that little fucking dimwit that is built like an outgrown potato and gets no bitches? yeah i know him"
by jamino69 November 13, 2022
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Konstantin

Tall, pale, skinny, skinny as a twig who also likes skinny girls to squirt on him. Also stubborn as a mule and terrible with girls. Stalks girls and makes them feel uncomfortable and waits to the last moment to make his move, and gets rejected. Terrible at games and sports and is obsessed with Left for dead. Calls people names and ends up getting beat up by that person.
Girl: Oh, that annoying Konstantin is staring at me again. What a faggot.
by bigdaddy345 May 14, 2013
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