Konings

Konings is a Dutch name with two common meanings:

1) Terrible at bocce ball

2) Drinks a lot of slurpees

That guy sitting at his desk is a Konings

by Himan10 March 30, 2010

Koniegsegg Regera

A car that is so fast that it is the main cause of earthquakes throughout earth. These earthquakes are so bad that they can kill millions of people. This car also causes volcanos. This car moves the tectonic plates so easily that you can see them moving in space. This car is also used as a doomsday device. Whoever is brave enough to make this car go to its top speed will regret doing this and will cause the Earth to end.

The Koniegsegg Regera is a doomsday device that is used by many villains.

by Reaper Leviathan June 1, 2019

Donkey Konging

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Konigees

A cross between Gonads & Cojones

Get some konigees man and go!

by Lori Andrews January 12, 2009

Koniged

Being sold something by a company only to find out a week later that it's not available. Usually showing plenty in stock but in reality having zero. Showing a general lack of interest in correcting inventory reports.

I bought these really awesome Konig wheels for Scion tC a week ago. I didn't hear anything for a week so I called only to find out that they never had the wheels that they showed in stock. I got Koniged.

by therealwheelshady March 5, 2011

knoning

Having two drinks at once

"Damn boi, you knoning over there?"

by humpdaddy37 April 5, 2016

Konina

Horse meat in russian. It is in your lasagne.

Oh hey! Let´s call it Konina instead, because... nobody will know that we like to eat cute little ponys!

by DorFuchsFan July 21, 2017