knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

Knitty

Irving Aguilera

Knitty only gets his accessories made by Hand! Preferably knitted garments by hand.

by Knitty July 7, 2023

the knottie boys

The best punk rock band to ever exist. They started on Long Island, New York and are the best musicians punk rock has seen in a long time.

“Have you listened to The Knottie Boys?”
“Yes! And that bass player is really hot”

by That Knottie Boys Fan January 22, 2021

Ligma Tau Knuts

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

by LTK_313_the_big_d January 11, 2020

knotting

Just before a dog cums the centre of it's penile shaft expands out. So the cum doesn't leak out.

Women into bestiality take great pride in being able to take the knot.

by tarzan August 2, 2003

knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

by minusbaby November 22, 2005

Knotted up

Describes a man who is dressed up in an outfit that includes a tie.

Pledges look pretty spiffed on Mondays when they have to be knotted up all day.

by Knotted up March 8, 2020